Au Revoir, Paris

“He looked at the statue of the huntress, who happened to be topless, and said, ‘That IS Grandma.'”

Time After Time

“This morning out of the blue Jonas suggested that we try to reenact the tintype photo that was given to me. He’s thoughtful like that.”

Home Sweet Home

“Imagine a guy with a very soft, soothing voice with the pitch of David Beckham and a German accent saying the name Eva (pronounced Ay-vah) over and over again.”

The Day My Butt Went Crazy

“We flipped through the TV channels and we found a cartoon in French about a detached derrière.”

The Kissing Hand

“The kiss warms your heart and that feeling stays with you all day, or all night in this case.”

Pretty Pixels

“Getting our family to France was like playing an intense game of Tetris.”

Zou Bisou Bisou

“Welcome to Brooklyn Bisouđź’‹, or as they say in French: Bienvenue!”